It never gets old

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  1. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Here's 10p, call your mum, tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
    I've got a mobile ********


    Hello nice ladies, pick a number between 1 and 10
    8
    You lose. Take your tops off
    **** off


    Can you catch love?
    why?
    Cos i've got a couple of balls coming your way.
    *holds hand up to reveal metal hook*
    Dave...Dave is that you?
     
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    The Belgrano sisters!!!

    Noticed who the bloke is selling the plasma screen from his van his?? Its the bloke who plays Mrs Brown...

    Max & paddy rules!
     
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    You wouldn't even realise it was the same bloke would you.

    The belgrano sisters are brilliant
     
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    Tiny Tina, thumbellina

    Hey Max, does she come up on you?
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    too far
     
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    How dare you??

    Magnet & steel :)
     
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    Thinnest of thin ice.
     
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    get some bluezone on... ya know them lads in charts
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    go and get help, my balls have gone up into my stomach
     
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    How Dare u... this is our mobile home... we live here
     
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    IS it dead?
    Its either dead or its gunna piss it down
     
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    Not with it teats man with it hoofs
    we'll be covered in milk
     
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    Row ii Ponty Active Member

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    Should be out teaching his cows road saftey
     
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    Cliff Richard 'Hi guys, fancy a game of tennis mixed doubles?'

    Paddy 'I've told you we've got no balls Cliff'

    Cliff Richard 'Thats ok you can use mine, see you down there'

    Max 'Bloody hell whats he in for?'

    Paddy 'Have you never heard wired for sound'
     
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    Max 'She was a kind of midget'

    Paddy 'Isn't that a Queen song? '
     
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    Phoenix Nights had some belters

    Paddy 'Have you done us a packed lunch'

    Max 'Have I'

    (Opens a package to reveal a gun)

    Paddy 'What on earth is that?'

    Max 'That my friend, is a German Broomhandle Mauser'

    Paddy 'I'm not using that.....'

    Max 'Why what's wrong with it?'

    Paddy 'It's an antique that's what it is,'

    Max 'Hey it's not an antique, it was my grandads this, he shot a German with it'

    Paddy 'Was that in WW2?'

    Max 'No he was in Benidorm, he had a row over a sun lounger'
     
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    Kenny Senior 'Who sticks his head out of the tent next to me? Mr Robert Di Nero. Loves Phywheli he was there with the family, he was filming another Deer Hunter in Rhyl. Absolutely murdered him at swing ball'
     
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    Brian 'Its a 20 foot **** and balls man'
     
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    Clinton Baptiste 'I'm getting the word nonce'
     
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    Student 'I want my money back'

    Brian 'I want to moon walk son, but life's a **** house'
     
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