Its a bit Windy here in Mancland

is blowing over in Yurksha?

 

Oh aye, it certainly is. nt

 

Bit windy in Bingley.....

....&quot;Owen&quot; Terrible in fact. Tis a bit scary and one of my trees has just blown down. Milk bottles, Wheelie bins and rubbish all over the place and alarms going off left, right and centre aswell. Just thought the living room windows were about to go as I was typing this.</p>

Long time since there was a threadwith Windy and Bingley in the subject box.</p>

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I was walking Benj to school this morning and noticed he wasn't

next to me, had been blown 5 yards behind me by the wind. I almost felt like helping him with one of his school bags!</p>

Mind you, my hands were blue after training on Tuesday, might have to invest in a pair of gloves, must be getting old.</p>

 

Aye, it were a bit cold at Beckfoot.

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Kids didn't seem too bothered though - even though there seems to be a policy of making 'em stand still as long as poss. Meoowwww.</p>

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I saw you and Benj at school but was trying to keep Amber on solid ground so couldn't say hello. </p>

 

I played a game for most of the time, keep 'em moving (and me!).

Mind you we had a lad with us for the first time, he had tears running down his face with the cold by the end so I don't know if he'll be back.

 

And in Zummerset nt

 

Bit Windy In Manchester You Say ?

Well check this out just down the road and try not to laugh like i did

http://www.oldhamathletic.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10337~967102,00.html

 

Whats it say as I dont subscribe to Premiumtv nt

 

You should subcribe because it only takes a few minutes and it's free. It's pictures of Boundary Park being demolished by wind to the point that the match on setdy might be called off hahahaha.

 

Stuck in solihull. M42 closed, M6 toll closed, M6 closed, M60 closed.

Loks like I'm stopping over, then.

 

northern angels.co.uk</p>

 

Only one solution for you, my friend ...

... Spearmint Rhino Extreme.

You know it makes sense.

 

Pfff.

Great minds & all that.

Or should that be "dirty, mucky, filthy minds"?

 

RE: Pfff.

Gutter level. And sinking.

 

RE: Pfff.

Bottom of the barrel ... and furiously masturbating, sorry, scraping.

I went to the opening night of the Spearmint Rhino Extreme in Birmingham.
VIP invite only.
And ugly bald perverts.

I think TM would pay good cash-money pounds sterling for a Northern Angel ... then just "sit & talk".
He's all sensitive & that.

 

RE: Pfff.

He'd buy her flowers. She'd stick them in her muff and confuse him totally.

 

Motorway is closed at Trafford Centre and Barton Bridge

All traffic appears to be being diverted through Trafford Park , its worse than a match day at Old Trafford outside work.

 

Wonder if theres's an equivalent to La Chambre? yuk, yuk, yuk...

 

Singles midweek.

Couples at the weekend.

"Hello - yes, I'm bringing my wife along to your fine establishment as I'd like to see her group banged by a bunch of scruffy, fat b4stards - while I sit in the corner furiously masturbating".

Now that's my idea of a good night out.
Oh aye.