It's just like 'The Day After Tomorrow'

But without the blatant social message. </p>

Off to buy some mittens and woolly socks for the forthcoming ice age on Thursday.</p>

 

I shall continue drinking cocktails in the garden within the Isle of Wight's very own micro climate of warmthnessness. It's ace for garlic and tomatoes apparently.

 

Then an American Librarian will find you frozen solid with the little umbrella stcking up your nose. On Friday.

 

There was a social message in 'The Day After Tomorroz'??????

Seemed like a hyped up action movie to me.

I wanted the wolves to win.

 

It had to be pointed out to me. By Helen Keller.</p>

When the advanced Western nations had to seek refuge in Mexico and Africa or wherever. Right on.</p>

 

Can't do Friday, it's payday and I'm buying a CD. Can we postpone the E.L.E. (Deep Impact*) until Saturday?

*not a porno

 

We can, but Armaggedon happens on Saturday. If Bruce Willis and some blokes that drill for oil can't learn to be Astronauts in 2 days.

 

Was that at the end of the film?

I'm afraid I'd shot the TV well before that point.

 

I've run out of references. Have you seen Batman?

 

Iwas brought out of my coma for that. The b'stards.

 

E.L.E. ?

Wasn't that the woman who was having an affair with the Secretary of State ? Or did I miss the plot of the film entirely ?

 

Extinction Level Event apparently. She looked it up on the internet and that. People even google in films to look clever.

Plot?

 

So there wasn't an illicit affair going on ?

I'll have to watch the film again , then . (seestars)

 

I can't remember to be fair. You probably don't need to see it again though, I'm not sure it's worth it.

Has Charlotte Church released an exercise video yet? You could watch that instead.

 

Thats nothing

I actually went to the cinema (well, that one at Penistone, so almost a cinema) to watch Armageddon.

I handed over my own money to watch that utter pile of ****. Without doubt the worst movie I have ever seen.

I watched dumbfounded from start to end (punctuated by half time pints) that someone could make such a crock and make money from it.

Roughnecks in Space - how did they pitch that one to the film companies.

 

Don't forget the string to tie your mittens to your duffle coat, mate - imagine waking up in a new ice-age only to find you've left 'em in the sand-pit...