Once upon a time, there were two Eskimos, Charlie and Frank, who henceforth will be known as "Eskimo A" and "Eskimo B." On the coldest of winter nights - the Winter Solstice, in fact - Eskimo A and Eskimo B decided to go fishing in a boat they had fashioned by hollowing out a large tree trunk, a canoe of sorts. After hours of fishing, they had caught nothing. And they were cold, very, very cold. For warmth, Eskimo A decided to start a small fire in the bottom of the boat. The fire warmed them for a few moments, and then burned a hole in the boat. As the canoe-like boat sank, Eskimo B looked at Eskimo A and said, "well, it just goes to show that you can't have your kayak and heat it too." </p> But I chuckled.</p>
