Let me get this right... It's beautiful weather outside, clear blue skies, and you're worried about no tv signal? Jesus!
Yes, that's what I asked about. The distance to the nearest Loch and the state of your (what is now becoming legendary like all your other illnesses) hand. That should give you plenty to get all defensive about. Good luck.
Oh yes Legendary, totally agree. Well done. I'd give you my postcode to get the distance to the nearest loch, but i'd need your mums address in return.