I've been hiccuping now for nearly 18 hours

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    And it's really starting to do my EFFIN NUT IN!!!!!!
     
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    BOO!!!!!.....did that work?
     
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    Press your temples quite hard with your index fingers and make four circles with them.
     
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    watch a dvd of Wiseman's defending, shock is the best cure.
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    C'mon hemmsie be a lad and put a post on here stating you were wrong....Norfolk needs your help
     
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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    a teaspoon of vinegar. i guarantee it'll disappear instantly. like magic
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell that's a bit drastic I've only asked him to post something, I'm not actually wanting him to disappear
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    I've just read 'anal pressure' can work. Think I was reading about hiccups!
     
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    dunt want to worry thi norfolk,but there was a bloke on calender last year thats been hiccupin' for years,just started and never went away..maybe tha might evta get used to it.
    at least we'll know who you are at the match ;)
     
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    drink a glass of water while standing on your head singing "hi ho sheffield wednesday and away we go now baby"
     
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    The world record is something like 65 years, you've some way to go!
     
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    Put your elbows in your ears..its guaranteed:p
     
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    How do you feel for the guy who was doing it for 6 years or something. Couldn't sleep and struggled to eat. Turned out to be some sort of tumor on his brain.
     
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    Well if this hasn't shocked him in to stopping then nothing will
     
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    I've just put £1000 on Fowls to beat us 7-0 after a dream my missus:nails: had (it involved me jumping off a cliff and her laughing:confused:)



    You'll see the reaction on Look North....:nails:
     
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    Breaking news.......I think.......they've gone!!!
     
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    So c'mon dont keep us in suspense....what cured it
     
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    See....it worked...................any mention of the Fowls usually works:p
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Randomly pressing on my top lip! Read it on some yank website. Bloody chest is killing me now, feel rough as!!
     
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    I'm guessing a finger up the arse. There are lots of old wives tales that aren't worth ****, but digital rectal manipulation is the only one that has been scientifically proven to work.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306
     
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