I've come up with a chant about Mr Goalie Gloves for the Ponty End to sing

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  1. DJ Fatty Boy

    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    To the tune of 'Same Jeans' by The View


    HE’S HAD THE SAME GLOVES ON FOR 10 YEARS NOW
    HE SITS NEAR HARRY POTTER, THE JOBLESS CLOWN
    EVERYBODYS LOVE HIM LOTS
    THE KING OF THIS TOWN

    HIS SUPPORT IS HUGE
    AND IT DOESN’T END
    WHEN IT ENDS
    HE’LL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND

    HE’S NOT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF
    WE SAY NOW
    HE’S NOT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF



    HE’S SAT IN THE SAME OLD SEAT FOR 10 YEARS NOW
    HE CATCHES THE BALLS AND DOESN’T FROWN
    THE PONTY LOVES HIM LOTS
    THE KING OF THIS TOWN

    HIS SUPPORT IS HUGE
    AND IT DOESN’T END
    WHEN IT ENDS
    HE’LL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND

    HE’S NOT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF
    WE SAY NOW
    HE’S NOT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF



    HE’S HAD THE SAME POSSE FOR 10 YEARS NOW
    NOT ONE OF THEM DARE TRY TO PUT HIM DOWN
    CATCHING ALL THE BALLS
    THAT’S WHY HE’S RENOWN

    HIS SUPPORT IS HUGE
    AND IT DOESN’T END
    WHEN IT ENDS
    HE’LL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND

    HE’S NOT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF
    WE SAY NOW
    HE’S NOT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF
     
  2. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    awesome!

    I haven't seen him for a few years now mind - does he still look like a big kid with a bumfluff tache?
     
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    Genius nt
     
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    he was in club shop today buyin 1 of his 13 home shirts with name and number on bk
     
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    That's certainly better than some of the efforts we've had recently :)
     
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    Wonder if he has 'Sodge' on the back of his jersey this season :D. After all he had Butterfield last season :D.
     
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    Amazing, they must have thought he was having a laugh when he asked for Butterfield on the back. Must have cost a fortune as well! Nobel-Lazarus this season?!
     
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    At least it was unique,I can't think of many who would've asked or it!
     
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    Get some bloody work done thee!! :D
     
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    I wrote it in my head whilst de-leafing some plates (last bit might have confused you) cos 4 cleaners were in our office hoovering.
     
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    He always has obscure choices for names. Scarsella is one that springs to mind, Meynell too.
     
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    Don't know the tune is there a link to it?

    Tried You Tube but wouldn't let me get it.
     
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    Fatty Boy.................

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    Hes got a kok like a pron star a big fat kok like a porn star but its no good because he's a freak and hes never a women bear @rse cheek
     
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    my favorite shirt he wore last season was "warner"
     
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    Fave Shirt he wore of mine Was GHENT lmfao

    :D
     
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    does he still take goal kicks on Athersley field then fetch em? :D
     

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