I've had a sign !!!...........all our problems will be WASHED away - a CLEAN start

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    Just found mi bleeding season ticket in the bottom of the wesher !!! (doh) ............foooking hell !!!
    I've now got rows of tickets on the dining room table drying out
    All the tickets look like summert dogs chewed (and I ant got a dog)


    But is this a sign from God ???............does this signify a new begining ???........has all our problems been washed away ???............does it mean we will have a clean start, a new begining ???

    What does this all mean ??? (dunno)
     
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    probably a sign telling you not to waste your time on em.
     
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    It might mean you're getting a bit forgetful, Nudge. Sorry mate, but welcome to my world! It's all downhill from here!! :D
     
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    It means

    You are a silly bugger that should have checked his pockets before putting things in the wash.

    You are getting bloody dafter every day
     
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    mine went the same way last season aboutchristmas time..... left it on radiator for days praying it would be oreight...... they accepted it at the turnstile n setdis so it must av been oreight.... my heart was in my mouth ever time i went though.... the paper didnt feel the same and i though they might say iv got a fakeseason ticket...

    hope its still usuable though :D mine was soyours should be
     
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    does it mean it won't be valid as you need to tear tickets out in front of turnstile operative? Doh
     
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    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    It means

    £5 admin fee when the club refuse entry & insist on re-issuing a valid ST. (rulez)
     
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    £5 admin fee for a new ticket? If only fired. They scrapped that remember

    They changed the policy last season, it'll cost him the best part of £300 for a new ticket
     
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    RE: £5 admin fee for a new ticket? If only fired. They scrapped that remember

    Really? Oh dear. (doh)
     
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    he should be able to get another one if he has the old one shouldn't he??

    He aint lost it so they cant say hes passed it over to somebody else to use

    But having said that, it means ur a plank young nudge!!! :D :D
     
  11. SuperTyke

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    I can't remember the exact policy

    But basically, anyone needing a new ticket had to pay the full cost of a replacement or claim on their home contents insurance. I don't recall seeing an announcement that the policy has changed either.

    Perhaps someone with a better memory might know more details.
     
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    Nivver mind the bleeding ticket............is there a deeper meaning to all this ???

    I think its a sign..............in recent weeks we may have been turned over several times and left out to dry - but is this a new begining...............can anyone you see the light ???
     
  13. SuperTyke

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    There is only one meaning young nudger

    and that is quite simple. You forgot to remove your ticket and washed it. Nothing mystical about those events are there.

    If you leave a coin in your pocket and wash it does that mean that countries economy is about to improve dramatically?
     
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    No it wont

    I had to replace mine on Monday due to exact same problem as Nudger and it cost me £5, all I needed was the plastic sleeve and remnants as proof.
     
  15. SuperTyke

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    So the policy has changed then?

    They should announce that. Some of those that didn't buy one because of the policy might be tempted back.

    Now who was it that was having a right go at the london tykes for not wanting to buy tickets? I remember them saying that only a complete retard would wash their tickets. It was a great supporter of Gordon Shepherd if I remember correctly.
     
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    RE: So the policy has changed then?

    was that not for lost tickets?
     
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    RE: So the policy has changed then?

    There was definetly at least one poster who had washed his season ticket and was told that because the patron code had been washed off the ticket (40 degree washes tend to do that) then he fell into that catagory.
     
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    Wouldn't that be "money laundering"

    I'm here all week.
     
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    could it mean the clubs going down the fcking plug hole Y.N
     

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