The sweetcorn diet. Eat only sweetcorn for two full weeks and lose half your body weight*. Sweetcorn is the only foodstuff known to man that comes out exactly the same as it went in. Your body takes not one calorie, not an ounce of nutrients from it. Each part of the digestive system eyes up every kernel, takes exception to it, and moves it swiftly along. So you can eat as much as you like! You'll never be hungry on the sweetcorn diet. Eat a hundred weight for dinner if you want and you'll continue to shed the pounds. It's cheap too. After just a few days on the diet you'll be shitting 100% pure sweetcorn. Simply collect this in a bowl and hey presto, your meals are sorted for the next day. Just a three day supply of sweetcorn will see you eating like a jolly green giant for a month. Feeling peckish at work? Curl out a small one and you'll have an instant snack. Getting bored of the incessant sweetcorn or having a film night? Take a sauna at your local gym and you'll be firing out popcorn for the entire evening. The sweetcorn diet. It's the future. *Any weight loss you do experience is entirely coincidental. All information adheres to the BBS FACT system.
If only someone had told Britney Spears before she spent a crazy 64 quid on Sweetcorn Soup the other day...... http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/15/britn...g-managed-by-my-people-im-a-huge-fan-4146579/
