ive just dropped one,Read on call me what u like

Ok ,you all know of my loss,Please
no sympathy, you gave me ehough thanks
But as you know im on mw own
have to run the place,first time
in52 years
ive just been to shop for some eggs
now hard about that
im un packing to put in the fridge
trying to be as carefull as i could
but no,one slipped,tried tocatch,No Crash
on the floor, what a mess
i promise i will improve
look i said no sympatthy
its me that has that for you
just make sure you get to this old age

 

what ya like bob, wasting a good egg like tht.
i think an improvement on your catching skills is in order mate

 

hey and do yer know
i enjoyed fielding at Cricket
more than battin or Bowling
once scored 76 at Rocking ham
got my first hatrick at the age of 55(TRUE)

 

So you peaked later in life Bob Barnsley have a good cricket team. Should have gave it a go (Y) (Y) (Y)

 

If you could catch a dropped egg at your age I'd have you in goal for Tarn.

 

Mebbe it's time to consider getting a dog, Bob

Not only will it keep it ya company, but next time you drop owt like that again it'll eat the mess. That way it saves you cleaning up (nodding2fingers)

 

Eeeeee Bob mi owd, tha ed mi goin thea like.

... ah thowt thad coughed in thi rompers.

 

RE: Mebbe it's time to consider getting a dog, Bob

Hey ,Cazi,do you know been considering that
nearly got darn and made a sarny mesen

 

RE: Eeeeee Bob mi owd, tha ed mi goin thea like.

LOL,nah Addyo,if ,you only new how i would enjoy that
HO,HO,KKKiiinnn ho