I've just got into cricket this past year after no interest whatsoever

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  1. Spirit Ditch

    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    due to having a new aussie brother-in-law.

    So I have no memory or perspective on these players as legends; Cook is useless! How is he opening? His average recenty must be awful. And Pietersen is an idiot- unable to not smash it straight to the field.

    You're welcome for these sage insights :D
     
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    Oh no, you'll have Hemmsy on to you! To be fair to Cook, he is a very good batsman generally, but he clearly cannot handle being captain as well - this tour should see he him relinquished of that responsibility and then I'm sure his form will return.

    As for KP, he will never be a legend in my (and many others' eyes). He's far too much up his own backside, looking after number 1 at the expense of the team, IMO. Time to drop him from Tests - he's only good for 1-dayers nowadays as he doesn't appear to have what it takes mentally to perform as you might expect in a Test Match. By which I mean, when the going gets tough, he plays stupid shots and gets himself out, just when England need him to come up with an innings he might have made 5 years ago. Hope he proves me wrong this Test match, because in this series he's just not done what you would expect a true "legend" to do.
     
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    occook Banned Idiot

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    You've only been watching a year and you've nailed it!

    Anyone with any kind of cricket knowledge can see this England team are a joke.

    And that starts with the calamitous captaincy. He should be stripped of it and left to try and get back to some form. He is hopeless.

    14-3 right now. There's only one person on this board who would say that is a good score!!!!!
     
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    occook Banned Idiot

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    Although he won't be posting because he only posts "ah ha I told you so haha" type posts the moment something even slightly looks like it might mean he's proven right. although every time this series it's backfired and made him look even dafter.

    It's like he's the reverse of people who post "game over" after ten minutes....
     
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    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    haha cheers! it was only tongue in cheek, just so frustrating, it feels like the same test again and again this series
     
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    KP can't make the transition from ODI cricket to test cricket. Too much ego and not enough 'cricket intelligence' as Flicker would say.
     
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    i can't wait this to finish, the amount of idiots posting about cricket that never post about cricket is embarrassing.

    First up.
    Cook: 4 wins 1 draw 1 loss (yes this is the first time Ali Cook will have lost a series)

    Is average is Awful. He averages about 47. about 900 runs from been England all time record breaker in test cricket. yes Awful. Likely to be in and around 13,000 runs which will put him on and around 6th of all time players. Youngest player to reach 8000 runs, bar non.

    He was in the last Test Team of the year and he got in to that team as Captain too so hes impressed the ICC select panel.

    He wasn't the most natural to the one day team but he worked on it and become the one day Captain which I beleive reached world number one under his stewardship. Again Awful.

    Now maybe you could tell me a world Class sports man or Women that hasn't had a bad spell. Every players had this even tendulkar, the guy who set the records that Cooks breaking.

    Now KP.
    Quote from Shane Warne, '' He's got as much talent as anyone thats played cricket.
    Hes been playing quite well but swinging when hes with the tail. Hes got little confidence in them.

    909 test ranking high.
    World star.

    He will get out, fine like tonight but there seems to be a lot of rubbish about him.
     
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    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    Hahah . KP.
     
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    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    And yeah, apologies for passing myself off as a cricket expert, I should have mentioned in the thread title... oh.
     
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    Warne is kps best mate you trollop
    What else do you expect him to say
    When cook and kp had to be men they became wimps
     
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    Oh, I must apologise Hemmsy. I've only been watching cricket for 35 years.

    I will end by saying Kevin Pietersen is a ******. Nothing more needs to be said.
     
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    Sometimes it is better just to keep quiet Phil, because every time you say something about how great this side is, it back fires, keep shtum mate.
     
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    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    I always feel sorry for you, Hemsworth; the way people lay into you for your anti- Bobby stance, but it seems you actually are a bit of an Ian Bell
     
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    '' He's got as much talent as anyone thats played cricket.''

    Enough for me
     
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    Please read my post again - where did I say Cook is crap? I said exactly what you said - he's having a bad spell. In my mind him being captain has not helped one bit.

    Oh, and please don't call me an idiot.

    Just because you have been shown up time after time during this series, no need to get angry at people who have way more experience of Test cricket than you have.
     
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    mrx Banned Idiot

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    Talk is cheap
    Talent is good if you convert it into runs
    He doesn't
    Look at the aussie smith
    Talented ? Nope
    Runs ....yes
     
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    17/4. Thoughts?


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    It's one bad series.

    It embarrasses me to be English when people are like that.
    One bad series against Australia and everything wrong.

    Did India rip up there team when they lost 4-0 in England? NO.
    Does Dhoni give up been captain because of that loss in England? No
    Does Khan become a bad bowler because he didn't play well in England? NO

    It's silly.
    I didn't see these posters posting 14 month ago Mark, they are doom mongerers

    IF People think this is bad then they should go look at the last time England were in UAE
     
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    mrx Banned Idiot

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    You should have read my posts last summer
    I predicted this farce
    Indis don't care about test cricket anymore hemsy
    For them its all about 20/20 games
    Crowds at record lows for their tests
     

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