I've just made up some guff about us winning lots and everyone else losing..

And we'll easily beat the drop - yeehah.

If only it was like that in the real world.

Off to crayon in some more pictures and pretend I live in those worlds.

 

I don't suppose there are any places for rent in those worlds are there?

 

Of course, what colour do you want the walls to be - I have red, yellow and green crayons. I used to have some lovely Lakeland colour pencils but I inserted one into a warders head and they took the rest of them off me.

 

I think I'll go for green walls. Apparently it's good for headaches and that.

We're staying up though, my magic 8 ball said "yes" after 32 attempts. You can't get much more of a guarantee then that.

 

Apparently

We associate the colour green with 'toileting'. Thats doing poos and wees.
Hence why the interior walls of toilets in loony bins are coloured green, as a prompt and reminder as to what should be done there.
So watch your bowels if you do go green

 

that would explain the smell of the buses on the Isle of Wight then.