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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Considering it takes 10 minutes to have a dump and you take on average 1 Ertha Kitt a day (Fatties have more) and there are 1440 minutes in a day (meaning theres a 1/144 chance you are pooing at any given time) with 7 billion people on earth that would mean approx. 48,611,111 people pooping right now.
     
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    10 mins...why the rush?
     
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    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I don't buy a paper these days.

    To be honest I typed that whilst the **** was hanging out of my arse. I'm yet to wipe.
     
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    But are you taking into consideration wether its a dump during working hours or not.
     
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    Funnily enough I was going to say (as a female) - why does it take 10 minutes? What the hell are you doing in there? 2 minutes max for a woman! Got other things to do......
     
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    Come work with me.

    The women are ****ing foul. Protein shake diets.
     
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    So we're saying it's 10 mins on average for us blokes and, as admitted by Calgary (a female) only 2 minutes.
    That means they have 8 extra minutes for weshing up and dusting.
     
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    I 'll keep setting them up for you!

    Great avatar by the way.
     
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    That's gross

    that is
     
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    Reading on the toilet = bliss. Especially if you're hiding from your young children/ wife/ family responisbilities...
     
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    Just sat down, I am on the clock.
     
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    Done. Nasty little fecker it was too. 11 mins I make it, so 10 is a decent estimate.
     
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    The actual act doesn't have to take 10 minutes (although depending on diet it can), it's just 10 minutes of 'me time' - no kids pestering or wife nagging.

    We can just sit and think, some of my best money spinning ideas have come in that time. I have thought up ideas for books, world domination and curing cancer all on the toilet.

    Of course, I don't do anything with those ideas, takes too much effort.
     
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    Why do men use so much toilet roll?
     
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    I'm just about to visit the pot, to deposit one for the turd fairy. I'll get my stopwatch out and report back with my findings.

    Exciting this innit?

    Innit.
     
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    we use it for that one act. Women use it for every act on the pot. We just like to make sure we get our fair share of the stuff....

    OK?
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    Lol! Ok I'm all for equality
     
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    Must be a blockage for YT. 30 mins is unprecedented.
     
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    40 mins for a dump. Time for a search party wi' a long rope.
     
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    I'm a vegetarian, it flies out.
     
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