I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer folk

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  1. Cun

    Cunning Stunt Well-Known Member

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    UTR....... make your own puns up
     
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    Re: I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer

    A munter then ?
     
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    Re: I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer

    Not that lass from Hoyland you were after is it.......I've seen less crabs on a week in Whitby;)
     
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    Re: I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer

    I bet shes got a face like a stuntmans knee and been cocked more times than elmer fudds gun!!
     
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    Re: I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer

    Fanny like a Bear trappers hat,wet as an otters pocket
     
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    Re: I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer

    I pulled a wench despite my stench, she had a face just like a welders bench! - Ugly bleeder by ShireHorses
     
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    Re: I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer

    It'll be like a welly top.
     
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    Hahaha like that
     
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    "face like a stuntmans knee2... you utter bastad

    nearly shat missen laughing, one of the funniest sayings I have heard in a long long time. Thankyou for that.... still giggling like a girl now.


    Oh and that's not supposed to be a 2 its a typo shoulda been a "
     
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    Re: "face like a stuntmans knee2... you utter bastad

    I wouldn't ride her into battle
     
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    Re: "face like a stuntmans knee2... you utter bastad

    Your overwhelming support is heartwarming! It's brought a tear to my eye(make your own puns up again!)
     
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    Re: I've pulled a bird with big tits and a tidy arse! Just thought I'd try and cheer

    I've pulled a bird with tidy tits and a big arse. Want to swap?
     
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    Re: "face like a stuntmans knee2... you utter bastad

    Please dont take it personally mate but it gives me a chance to rifle off some of my all time favourites, here goes;
    I bet shes looks as if her face was set on fire and been put out with a golf shoe. I bet shes had more hands up her than sooty. They reckon she looks like shes been bobbin for apples in a chip pan and had more japs eye than an oriental optician. Shes got a snatch like a yawning donkey and shes that bad not even a sniper would take her out, never mind the tide at morecambe. And i hear shes been shot over more times than sarajevo.
    Sorry dude no harm intended. Im sure shes a cracker!!
     
    onlyonesteviecooper, Jan 6, 2014
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