Jade collapses

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  1. Red

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  2. Gue

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    It's her own bloody fault. She never trained and ran in squash shoes.</p>

    A fitting place for her to stop though!</p>
     
  3. Gue

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    Ought to have left the pile of **** there to die.
     
  4. Terry Nutkins

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    Thats not nice Dirk

    www.thatsnotnicedirk.com</p>



    I think she is the darling of the Heat magazine reading masses and in turn that keeps them away from us men.</p>

    If there wasn't any Heat to read maybe the woman population would have to bug us more, asking for sex etc. I prefer her to read her mags then go to sleep, obviously leaving her Heat behind for a late night tug. </p>
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: Thats not nice Dirk

    Heat is certainly essential reading for the youngest female bod here at work. The silly bint.</p>



    Never a gratuitous ***** shot though. Disappointing.</p>
     
  6. Terry Nutkins

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    I like to see stars look worse than.....

    your own Mrs without make up but thinner and better tits.</p>

    What makes the cockless species read such drivel?</p>

    Today in Heat see Billy Piper as you've never seen her before. Turn to page 6</p>

    *turns to page 6*</p>

    Billy Piper caught outside a shop in London eating a burger and looking pig ugly as usual.</p>

    Woman are **** at reading - fact</p>
     
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    It beggars belief

    That we can say **** but not Barsteward.
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: I like to see stars look worse than.....

    Unless it's horoscopes ffs.</p>



    Lunchtimes here are a veritable blast with tales of 'luck will text you at 7pm' and 'it's now time to take that decisive step at work'.  So I surf the net for porn.</p>
     
  9. Terry Nutkins

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    RE: It beggars belief

    You can say barsteward although I don't know why you would want to?</p>

    Whats it got to do with a fat bloke who runs a club?</p>
     
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    RE: It beggars belief

    Thats cos Barsteward doesn't affect (wnkr) &lt;------- that icon. **** in the swear filter does [​IMG]
     
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    I had an argument with a regular Heat.....

    Reader just the otherday.</p>

    My argument was that women cause paparazzi chasing stars all over due to magazines such as Heat etc.</p>

    Men aren't bothered about seeing a star stumble out of a club pissed etc or pics of Cher on the beach at 60.</p>

    She then went onto say Football was to blame???</p>

    I then told her to shut the **** up and get on with her work. I nearly fired her on the spot!</p>
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: It beggars belief

    Why would anyone want to **** in the swear filter ?
     
  13. Terry Nutkins

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    These computer nerds would do owt for a cheap tug....

    Its like us Normal folk and posh wanks at school.
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: I had an argument with a regular Heat.....

    The silly bints footballers take up with are a partial cause. Started with that anorexic harridan that married Beckham and carried on by the scouse biffer that puts up with Rooney banging Granny Prostitutes.</p>



    The world's gone mad.</p>
     
  15. Gue

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    'posh wanks'

    hehehehe.
     
  16. Caz

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    RE: It beggars belief

    Takes alsorts to make the world go around, ya know.
     
  17. Gue

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    RE: It beggars belief

    Eh thee, I saw our mutual friend at the Chesterfield game. Right fatso now.
     
  18. Terry Nutkins

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    I didn't mean you Cazi...

    I couldn't see you squirting in the swear filter!!</p>

    We'd all buy the photos this time though!![​IMG]</p>
     
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    RE: It beggars belief

    That makes two of us. Oh aye, I'm saving my lungs alreight with this stopping smoking lark, but my heart is coming under some hammer from the extra poundage.
     
  20. Gue

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    RE: It beggars belief

    A good hard shag now and again. And chasing dogs who ar due to get their knackers chopped off should see thi reight.
     

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