jade goody

anyone else think shes a fit bird?

 

Jade Goody?

No, just you.

 

RE: jade gooding

NO....

 

thats her yes !!!!Jade Goody

 

put it this way i woudnt mind spunking in her

 

You mean there were other ways to put it and you chose that one? (n/t)

 

Her that's got a face like a pig??

 

Jesus Christ, such a way with words. How romantic is that.

 

And an IQ to match

"But then who wants to shag Bamber Gascoigne? Not even Mrs Gascoigne."

 

RE: And an IQ to match

How the heck did she manage to be enlisted in the 'celebrity stars in their eyes'?

 

How did that one slip through the net?

Missed it. Who was she? No, let me guess. Meatloaf?

 

Wouldnt touch her with Stevies.

 

Typical of us ol' 'Brits'.... She got famous for being thick!! She was so stupid it was unbelievable!....As they say: You can take the bird out of Bermondsey but, then again, you can't take.... etc etc

 

Probably reflects the typical...

intelligence of the Big Brother viewer. She was someone they could relate to.

 

You pissed as well

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RE: You pissed as well

She'll have a gash like a wheely bin top.

 

RE: You pissed as well

that i dont doubt at all mate..

 

Sorry, it's just you, you have either no taste or are desperate

 

Oh dear

Jade : They don't do that in the Thames though, do they ?
Spencer : No. I don't work on the Thames though do I. I work in Cambridge.
Jade : Is there not the Thames there ?
Spencer : No !
Jade : Oh. I thought the Thames went there.
Spencer : No.
Jade : What ? So you work in Cambridge, on a little river bank or somefink ?
Spencer : Yes ... on a little river bank.
Jade : Why - is there a river called the Cambridge river ?
Spencer : Yeah, it's called the Cam.
Jade : Really ? You swear ? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London.
Spencer : It is. I don't live in London.
Jade : I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was ...
Spencer : That Cambridge was in London ?
Jade : Yeah. I knew Birmingham weren't in London. I thought Cambridge was in London.
Spencer : Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said ?
Jade : No ...
Spencer : You thought Cambridge was in London ?
Jade : Yeah. I thought it was just a bit out. In London, but a bit out. You know you've got Bermondsy, Lewisham and all them sort of places; I thought that Cambridge was in London, but a different place.
Spencer : Cambridge is a city.
Jade : But we've got the city in London.
Spencer : Yes. The city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city.
Jade : Of where ? Kent ?
Jade : Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you ? What's your country, and what's your things ? I'm confused.
Spencer : What country am I from ? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire.
Jade : So it's not Kent then ?
Spencer : No ... The region is called East Anglia.
Jade : East Anglia ? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Anglia abroad ?
Spencer : Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again ?
Jade : Every time people tell me they work in East Anglia, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick ?
Spencer : Well, I hate to say it; but ...
Jade : No !
Spencer : ... you are.
Jade : Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it ?
Spencer : No ... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different.
Jade : So they're not together ? Where's Berlin ?


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Erm...

No.

You've probably pulled fitter birds at 3am in Heaven N Hell ff