Contender for championship player of the month for the big league weekend along with Ross Mccormack & Ebanks-Blake.
Your sex life must be pretty bad then!!!! If watching a little bald coloured guy run up and down a field for 90 mins is better.
When the missus is 6 1/2 months pregnant its the best thing at the mo!! Oh, and a little visit to redtube now and again!!!