I'd settle for going off the scoring charts for League 1 and 2 and making a couple of Sam Winnall type signings.
Sounds like the hunt for strikers is getting desperate if our secretive owners who for whatever reason don't want us to know who they are have gone and got their mouthpiece with no prior Football experience to help us look for some.
Christ, she's just signalling a bit of interest and support. From a couple of interactions I had with her on instagram she seems happy enough to engage. For a top secret, hush hush mouthpiece I was reasonably impressed. I'm not daft enough to think she's actually involved in sourcing a new striker but I've no problem whatsoever with her demonstrating a little bit of enthusiasm. It's a damn site more than Conway did in his last twelve months.
She's preferring the big un n little un striking combo. We're apparently in for Naomi Campbell and The artist formerly known as Prince.