Jay - What about that little diamond????????

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  1. Terry Nutkins

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    Hayes - &quot;Here is our kit man?&quot;</p>

    Radio - &quot; Hello, What do you do?&quot;</p>

    Kit Man - &quot; Well I get the kit after the match and wash it&quot;</p>

    Brilliant.</p>

    Next........</p>

    Hayes &quot;here we are at the academy, who have been doing well this season with the reserves&quot;!!</p>

    What? the academy have won 2 games. Brilliant!!</p>
     
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    On the academy: "Again, I'm not sure of the dates"

    On the Swansea team coach: "I don't know what they're doing here"

    Get back to Savage Garden.
     
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    Funny as **** for 5 minutes - pure madness

    I apologise to Jay cos there obviously was a comedy point to be made by Radio Sheffield - Genius. I wish it was on the TV instead so we could see the 80 year old Radio bloke walking about pulling his &quot;Bad smell face&quot;
     
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    RE: Funny as **** for 5 minutes - pure madness

    It was like Partridge... proper cringe radio.
     
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    To all who missed it you have missed the local Radio sketch of the year.
     
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    Not sure about that...

    My friend is a producer on BBC Radio Newcastle. They gave away tickets to see Paul Weller at the City Hall and called the fella the day after to see if he enjoyed the gig. Live on air he told them he had a great night as some lass had sucked him off during the gig.
     
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    It was proper local radio

    Class.
     
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    RE: Not sure about that...

    I've just wet me sen!!![​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    Hope you've still got it on

    Power of Love - Jennifer Rush

    The power ballad to end all power ballads. 80s kitch tastic.
     
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    Another story for you.......

    My mate at work attempts to win some tickets on Radio Hallam for U2 at Madison square gardens. Taking into account he should have been calling potential customers and the Radio was on across the entire call centre, it wasn't the brightest thing ever.</p>

    Anyway he gets through and 500 people can hear him. He ends up winning 2 tickets to go and see U2. Thing is it was just the tickets worth about 20 quid each and he had to pay to fly there and for his own hotel!!!</p>

    He actually went as well!!!</p>

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    RE: Hope you've still got it on

    And you were my man.</p>

    When ever you reach for me</p>

    I'm gonna do all that I can.</p>

    Yes I am Jay</p>
     
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    RE: Hope you've still got it on

    Just loved the "If you're thinking of... throwing yourself off a cliff" line. And "are you wearing lucky underpants?" was expecting him to follow up with "are you wearing any at all? Send them in to BBC Radio Sheffield."
     
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