JLWBigLil is cracking up

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    He's on holiday far from the BBS, but still texts me about 3 times a day asking if we have signed anybody.

    Well actually he doesn't, because he can't text, so he gets Crystal to do it. Sounds like he's a nervous wreck. Poor fella!
     
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    Tell him we have signed

    A new Striker called Hot shot Oddjob :D cant miss apparently
     
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  3. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Hee hee

    Even gullible Kevin would have difficulty with that news.

    If he keeps pestering I will think of a suitable shaggy dog story to keep him amused.
     
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    RE: Hee hee

    Tell him we've signed a forward called Patrick Bronte and ask him if he's finished reading 'Jane Eyre' yet so I can take them to Haworth !
     
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  5. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Patrick Bronte - appropriate for Kevin

    Patrick Bronte-Saurus
     
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    tinatyke Well-Known Member

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    RE: Patrick Bronte - appropriate for Kevin

    :D :D :D
     
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    Has he

    let Laura get as far as the dancefloor yet? (rockon)
     
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  8. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    It would've been a damn sight more

    But Crystal said I was pestering you enough as it was!! :D :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'll read it, Tina

    Honest and we WILL go to Haworth. After all, I'm a cultured young boy and am looking forward to watching Wuthering Heights (coming soon to ITV).
     
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    Morning Neggy Nora

    Ok so I was a bit premature with the Italian job.

    The funniest thing was you seemed to think if you sent more texts asking for news, there would somehow be more news to tell you :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    That's very true

    Although the number of texts thing seemed quite logical at the time!! (doh) :D
     
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    tinatyke Well-Known Member

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    RE: I'll read it, Tina

    :D :D :D :D
     
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    Tell him

    We've signed Simon Anderson from Histon Town.

    See how he likes it :)
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure I don't know what you mean(!)

    :)
     
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    Ballax

    Jason barker-esque! :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    RE: Ballax

    :D :D
     
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  17. Loko the Tyke

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    Cheryl has just changed her hair-doo

    Now don't disappoint, I'm sure you didn't lose your touch during that last holiday
     
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  18. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I haven't found one yet

    But I will.
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Waiting with baited breath nt
     
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  20. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Still searching

    I'll get one
    <img src ="http://www.celeb-scandals.com/warehouse/newphotos/CherylTweedy.jpg">
     
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