"Joey of the Day" Attempt

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Is mincemeat meat or fruit?
     
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    penguin meat
     
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  3. Sta

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    :D

    Is this what computer buffs call a multi-threaded process?
     
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    Both I guess. The meat one though is probably more properly minced meat.
    The fruit and spice variety used to contain meat as well, it was a means of preserving the meat.
     
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  5. The Full Ponty

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    Rubbish.

    It's clearly a biscuit.

    Mincemeat is Jay's nickname on the gay scene.
     
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  6. Sta

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    OK then what about this...

    In the German delicacy "Leberkäse" (Livercheese) how much liver and how much cheese is there?
     
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  7. The Full Ponty

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    Easy - none.

    It's actually vaginal seepage.
    It's called "liver cheese" due to the smell & texture.

    I win.
     
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    RE: Easy - none.

    Thought that was pilchard paste?
     
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    RE: Easy - none.

    You're thinking of anchovies. They are thrush ridden vaginal discharge rolled up into little pellets of vileness.
     
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    My favourite pizza an allm wi black olives

    Actually you're both right there's no liver and no cheese in German livercheese

    As tha ever smelt a Scarborough Wuff?
     
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  11. The Full Ponty

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    Correct.

    Caypers are the same, but have been rolled around the anus too.
     
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  12. Gue

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    RE: My favourite pizza an allm wi black olives

    No but I once licked a Lincolnshire Fitbin.
     
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  13. Gue

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    This has to be the sickest post EVER

    Keep it going. I'm up to semi status..........
     
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  14. Gue

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    You've got a semi from reading this thread ?

    Weirdo.
     
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    Can't have sensible answers this is a serious Joey attempt
     
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    How many things smell of haddock?

    Apart from haddock
     
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