John Dillinger

Walked past Parkhurst Prison yesterday evening and saw a fox.

Thought you might want to make a note in your book or something.

 

Was it crazy ?

 

That's page 2 sorted.

Watch out Lonely Planet guide

 

a sexy lady or a proper bushy tailed doggy foxy chap?

 

Didn't get close enough to analyse it's mental state, looked at bit shifty to be honest. Stared at the wall for a bit, probably looking for weaknesses, or chickens.

 

Jay calls attractive women 'foxes'.

 

Dr Fox - neither a doctor nor a fox, the lying fecker.

 

Happy to help.

Parkhurst used to be called Rookwood as well, because there's a lot of rooks and that. I think they're crows personally and somebody made an embarrassing mistake.

Maybe that can be your light hearted observation when you're on This Morning?

 

Funnily enough a fox has just scampered across the grass outside my window

 

A fat headed ****** I think you'll find.</p>

Jamie Foxx. Sly Fox. All should be prosecuted under Trades Description legislation.</p>

 

I'd just like to point out ...

... that Dr Hook is not a registered GP ... and on that bombshell ...

Does spacky jeaned Clarkson actually have any of his own material?