Johnson Out !

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  1. tinatyke

    tinatyke Well-Known Member

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    No, no, no.

    Johnson has never failed at a club. It's just inverted success.

    If you can't appreciate his talents, you are clearly a thick northerner who instinctively rails against anything other than 442, and you are not refined enough to appreciate the nuances of Bomb Alley, The Individual Brilliance Zone, Optimising Meaningless Possession Stats As A KPI, and The Regularly Scoring Less Goals Than The Opposition Manifold.

    Wait until he gets to Bristol City - a club and location sated with the need for association football glories. Even oop north, he did a staggering job, leading them to an appropriate position for such a minor club: oy mean, they bain't even 'ave the resources to compete at League One level, ee, moy luvver.

    The vast successes he had at tiny Oldham ('At The Time Being The Youngest Bloke In England To Be A Manager') and little Barnsley ('Sweeping Past Fleetwood. On Penalties') will be the building-blocks of Ancelotti's - sorry, Johnson's - tenure at The Gate.

    The achievements above - discounting the fourteen trillion league defeats in a row to world powers like Coventry and Southend, and getting smashed by a part-time team - mark him out as a man of jaw-dropping talent. Integrity, too. Loyal to the cause, is Lee, as his history demonstrates.

    Bristol City, with all its recent history of success (there was the time they got promoted from League One, the time they got promoted from League One, and the time they got promoted from League One) need Lee to being all his gifts to the table if they are to take that giant leap.

    I'm know they will do it. Look at Lee's successes, multiply them by the club's successes, and you have a match made in heaven.

    He's Coming Home. To his first love. To the beautiful city of Bristol - and where Lee goes, success happily follows.

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