Join in at home folks

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by SuperTyke, Jul 21, 2012.

  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2005
    Messages:
    56,268
    Likes Received:
    30,555
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    [video=youtube;BKZqGJONH68]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68[/video]

    Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
    For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
    And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
    If you prefer drinking from glass

    A red solo cup is cheap and disposable
    And in 14 years they are decomposable
    And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
    Freddie-Mac can kiss my ass. Woo!

    Red solo cup, I fill you up
    Let's have a party, let's have a party
    I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
    Proceed to party, proceed to party

    Now I really love how you're easy to stack
    But I really hate how you're easy to crack
    Cuz when beer runs down in front of my pack
    Well that my friends is quite yucky

    But I have to admit the ladies get smitten
    Admiring how sharply my first name is written
    On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin'
    on them to help me get lucky

    Red solo cup, I fill you up
    Let's have a party, let's have a party
    I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
    Proceed to party, proceed to party

    [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/red-solo-cup-lyrics-toby-keith.html ]
    Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
    But only you, red, will do for this fellow
    Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
    And you are the fruit to my loom

    Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
    You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
    And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
    when i look at you and say:

    "Red solo cup, you're not just a cup. (No, no, God no!)
    You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)
    Thank you for being my friend."

    Red solo cup, I fill you up
    Let's have a party, let's have a party
    I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
    Proceed to party, proceed to party

    Red solo cup, I fill you up
    Let's have a party, let's have a party
    I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
    Proceed to party, proceed to party

    Red solo cup, I fill you up
    Let's have a party, let's have a party
    I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
    Let's have a party, proceed to party

    Red solo cup! Solo cup!
     

Share This Page