Joke #1

Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bill, and Charlie.

One day Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back with a case of Stella Artois. Charlie says, "Where did you get that?!"
"Steve's wife gave it to me." Bill replied.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well, not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Steve's widow" She said, "No, I'm not a widow" And I said, "Bet you a case of Stella you are!"

 

Cant wait for Joke #2

if that one's owt to go by

 

You're Joke #3 nt

 

***Zing*** (really walked onto that one)

 

RE: You're Joke #3 nt

ha ha ha

that was almost as good joke #1

you should do a book

 

Why?

Can you read?

 

RE: Why?

good one

even if you don't like my posts surely you would have to agree that I can read?

 

Judging by some of your responses on here

I'd say it's debatable.

 

RE: Judging by some of your responses on here

I sometimes wish I couldn't read after reading Joke #2

either way I'm willing to bet that EVERYONE who posts on here can read

makes it a bit difficult otherwise

 

it's easy to press random keys and try and make a sentence

It works well for some.