Joke #2

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  1. Gue

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    A sultan who had six children, all girls began to despair as he had no son and heir. Imagine his delight when one of his wives finally gives birth to a baby boy.

    Just before his sixth birthday the Sultan said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want I shall get for you!"
    His son replied, Daddy, I want an aeroplane" Not wanting to do anything by halves he bought his son British Airways(before terminal 5).

    Just before his seventh birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you are my pride and joy, anything you want I shall get for you!"

    "Daddy, I want a boat" Replied the boy. So, once again not wanting to do anything by halves he bought his son the QE2.

    Just before his sons eighth birthday, the Sultan took him aside and said, "Son, you are an inspiration to us all, anything in the world you desire I shall get for you.

    "Daddy," the son said, "I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit"

    So, he bought him Sheffield Wednesday Football Club
     
  2. Dan

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    Re: Joke #2 nt

    :pff (Y) (clap) (clap) (clap)
     
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    you're on a roll
     
  4. Gue

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    Stop flirting with me.
     
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    first time I heard that

    I'm sure it was Lineker or one of other BBC pundits and the answer was Watford Football Club the time they got relegated from the prem before last year
     

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