joke 2005

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the
    > coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
    >
    > The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had
    > harpooned his father many years earlier.
    > He said to the female whale,
    >
    > "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air
    >holes at the
    > same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
    >sink."
    >
    > They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned overand
    >quickly sank.
    > Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped
    >overboard and
    > were swimming to the safety of shore.
    >
    > The male was enraged that theywere going to get away and
    >told the
    > female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before
    >they reach the shore."
    >
    > At this point, he realized the female was becoming
    >reluctant to follow
    > him so he asked her what was wrong.
    >
    > "Look," she said,
    >
    > "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to
    >swallow the seamen."

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