</p><div>During the aftermath if the recent Austrian "Dungeon" case,a journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known the Fritzls daughter, Alice.</div><div>"Alice"? he replied, "who the **** is Alice"? </div><div>"You mean for 24 years....I've been living next door to Alice?"</div>
Aye Maddy McCanns attempt at the world hide and seek record suffered a real set back with them buggers coming out of the woodwork!
On the same theme </p> ABTA have reported a sharp drop in the number of bookings for stag weekends in Austria.</p> Its thought this is down to the recent revelation that Austrians really do lock up their daughters.</p>
