An Irish man was walking down the street when he came to a pub with the sign in the window saying "Pies 10 pence, a w@nk for 50 pence", he thought I will have some of that. He steps inside to see a stunning blonde barmaid behind the counter, he says " Are you the one who does the w@nks for 50 pence" she replies " Yes I am", Irish man says " Well wash your hands I want a pie"
