A doncaster woman gets in a taxi and realises she has no money to pay the cabbie, so she parts her legs and shows the driver her lovely person and says "Can I pay with this", the cabbies says in a shocked voice "Sorry love, have you got anything smaller"
RE: Joke, Adult.... Another here.... Three friends made a bet with one another to see who could make their wife scream the longest in bed. So they all went home to have sex and meet the next day. The first man says "I licked my wife out for 30 minutes and she was screaming about 20 of them". The second man said "That's nothing, I slept with mine and she was screaming at least a half an hour". The third man says "You think that's bad, I slept with mine for 10 minutes and wiped my dick on the curtains and she's still screaming
