Joke: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

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  1. Man

    Mancunian Tyke New Member

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    To get to the other side.
     
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    RE: Not funny pal! nt
     
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    RE: Not funny pal! nt

    I think it was
     
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    i dont get it
     
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    A man with Alzheimer's walks into a bar.......

    ................and asks the barmaid "Do I come here often?"
     
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    It confuses two standard jokes

    and their punchlines e.g. "How many of X does it take to change a lightbulb?" and "Why did the chicken cross the road?", just as you may do if you had Alzheimers.
     
    Mancunian Tyke, May 2, 2008
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    hysterical...still laughing like a loon now

    very Spike Milligan hahahaaha
     
    Guest, May 2, 2008
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  8. Gue

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    very clever....maybe he's welsh and its too high for him

    :D :D :D :D
     
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