Joke - nicked from UnofficialTranmere site

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  1. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    "a man and his wife and mother in law all go on holiday abroad. the mother in law dies, the corriner says to the man, you can have a buried here for £50 or well ship her back home and sort it put there for £2000. Man selcts to ship home for £2000. Why spend all that money when you can just get rid of her here. the man replies "well, i heard the dead buried here get up and come back from the dead and get up and walkk round and I just cant take that chance."

    http://whitereview.co.uk/
     
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    dunt make sense

    why would they get up from the dead?
     
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    RE: dunt make sense

    Ive heard that joke before. The main part is missing, something about Holly Land or something. I've forgot.

    Happy Birthday anyhow Cazi. (dancin)
     
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    RE: dunt make sense

    Walking through Walkabout with 3 pints in your hands, and you didn't even have the decency to say hello, tut! :pff
     
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    RE: dunt make sense

    You will stand in stupid places :D
     
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  6. Gue

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    RE: dunt make sense

    Like next to a door in a cream Barnsley shirt, polo top, with a massive bag on my back?

    To tell you the truth I had my back up against the wall because I was with Wayne, the BBS resident ******.
     
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  7. Map

    Mapplewell Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Thats harsh....
     
    Mapplewell Tyke, Dec 6, 2005
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  8. Gue

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    RE: Thats harsh....

    :pff

    Wait until he takes you into Chicago's on a Tuesday night! Step forward Journo Tyke as the first witness.
     
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    RE: Thats harsh....

    Come on... Spill :pff
     
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  10. Gue

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    RE: Thats harsh....

    Nah, wait until Wayne comes on later...I'm sure he'll tell you the whole story! Just ask him about his "F*ckin hell, look at them two blokes kissing" comment.

    Let's just say he was in his element.
     
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