<span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Arial">A man was sitting at his office desk, when the 18 year old blond secretary came in wearing a very short skirt. She proceeded to file some paperwork in the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Verdana"> </p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Arial">The man could not stop himself from having a look as the young lady bent down. He started to adjust himself in the trouser department when one of his colleagues noticed him doing it.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Verdana"> </p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Arial">“What are you doing” asked the colleague.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Verdana"> </p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Arial">“I am adjusting myself after my Barnsley” replied the man.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Verdana"> </p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Arial">“What’s a Barnsley” asked the colleague.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Verdana"> </p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Arial">“It’s an unexpected semi” confirmed the man.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #444444; font-family: Verdana"> </p></span>