A man walks into a petrol station and says "Can I please have a kitkat chunky". The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him. "No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bi**h"
RE: Made me chuckle, fair tickled me! nt <font size="2"> Brian Lawshas announced he wants to bring new faces in at Hillsborough, on hearing the newsDeon Burtonhas asked if he can have one.</p></font>