Joke Time................................

Police are called to Old Trafford. A man in full Chelsea strip is standing on top of the main stand, threatening to throw himself off.

The police negotiator says to him, "come on mate, it's not that bad, don't do it!"

"You don't get it!" says the Chelsea fan, "for years I've been a Chelsea supporter, and this year I was convinced we would win everything. Instead, we were kicked out of the FA cup by Barnsley... we lost the Carling Cup final to Spurs... then we lost the Premiership to the Mancs, and then we went to the Champions League final and Man United beat us again! I can't take it any more!"

"Ok mate, I do understand your pain," replied the negotiator, "but I don't understand one thing... why are you here at Old Trafford? Why aren't you jumping off the main stand at Stamford Bridge?"

The Chelsea fan looked at the policeman and replied, &quot;have you seen the f***ing QUEUE?&quot;</p>

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