a woman takes her lover home during the day whilst her husband was at work, her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly,sees them,and hides in the cupboard to watch. just after getting into bed the womans husband also comes home, she puts her lover in to the cupboard,not realising the little boy is already in there...... after a while the little boy says, it's dark in here.... the man who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything let alone from a little boy says....yes it is!! boy; i have a football, man; thats nice, boy; want to buy it?, man; no thanks.... boy; my dads outside.. man; ok how much? boy; 250 quid, in the next few weeks,it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard again...... boy; dark in here, man;yes it is, boy;i have footbal boots, the lover remebering the last time,asks the boy, ok, homw much this time? boy; 350 quid..... man; sold!!!! a few days later the boys father says to the boy, grab your boots and football,lets go outside and have a kick about..... the boy says,i cant dad,i sold my boots and ball, dad; how much did you sell them for?? boy; i sold them to my friend for 600 quid!!..... dad; thats a terrible thig to do to your friend, thats four times more than they cost....im going to take you to church to make you confess to your sins...... they go to the church and dad makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door...... the boy says says......dark in here, the priest says...dont start that sh##t again you little p##ck,youre in my fu###ing cupboard now!!!!!!!!!!
A Man goes home from a night out to find his girlfriend packing her possesions, He asks what she is doing & she replies "im packing my stuff you tw*t, what do you think im doing...", The man then asks why she is doing this & she replies "because you're a peadophile...", The Man then starts laughing... The girl asks him why he is laughing & he replies "because that is a big word for a 10 year old..." Bad joke i know, but it was the best time to say it
Another At Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's wedding last week, I'm told all guests were searched for mobile phones and cameras. Nothing to do with them selling the pictures to the magazines, just what Scousers do.
