A little old lady is walking down Bramhall Lane, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note falls out on to the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... 'Excuse me dear, there are £20 notes falling out of your bag .. 'Oh, really? ****!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the policeman. 'How did you get all that money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the Bramhall Lane car park. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower beds!' 'So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say, '£20 or off it comes' 'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the policeman. 'OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well', says the little old lady, 'not every tw^t pays.'
