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    Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had
    to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb
    that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a
    12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
    However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit
    that the had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and
    said...."I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant
    and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said,
    "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky."
    Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
    Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching
    and teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Herb's
    pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her
    to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your winky was the
    size of an infant!" Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long
     

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