Joke - Unexpected phone call

Unexpected phone call

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous

ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if

I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about

The wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.?

Couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be

Interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that

'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.? 'I don't

Know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said,

'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than

When you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the

Energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to

The challenge'

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't

Mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider

These days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff

Sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.? She teased

me, saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute, and

She was sure I would still be a great lover.

Then she giggled,? 'I've put on quite a bit of
Weight myself!'

So I told her to **** off