A burglary was recently committed at Sheffield Wednesday's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet.
Another Washday Joke, old one 3 men rowing a canoe down the Amazon and they lost the oar. One man puts his hand in to recover it and a large Pirana bit his finger off. Utter despair as the canoe was drifting towards a large waterfall. Second man tries to grab it and he lost two fingers. Finally last of the three put all his arm in the river and after a while recovered the oar without injury. How did you manage that, the his two bleeding mates said, he replies. See my arm tatoo says 'Sheffield Wednesday for the Premiership' and who do you thinks gonna swallow that ????
