man goes to doctors for a **** extension. doctor suggests he has a baby elephants trunk stitched on at a cost of 3 grand. Man agrees. 6 weeks later he's having dinner with a new lady friend when he feels an unusual stirring in his pants.......and he thinks, this is the night!!! while chatting over dessert, his penis flies out of his pants, steals a bun off the table and goes back in. wow says the lady friend all wide eyed. can you do that again???? he says ' my **** can love but i dont think my arse will take another bun!!!! '
am i losing my sense of humour or what? i pissed my pants at this one. shared it with the lads and lasses and 24 hours on and no response!! i still think its funny. maybe i should slag the club off............
Only just read the joke, but me and the missus pissed ourselves! Stick to slagging off the ticketing policy of the club if you want more comments!!
