Joke

Dave calls to see his mate Steve who has a broken leg.

Steve says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs
and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Steve's
two stunning 21 year old twin daughters sitting on the bed.

"Hello there, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Dave says. So he shouts down the stairs,
"Both of them, Steve?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

 

Although

Why would he need both slippers if his leg is broke and therefore in a pot?!

 

still needs something to cover up his toes

 

True

but he wouldn't get it on....he'd have been better with some socks!

 

guess so maybe its only a light cast not one of them big un's . I should know broken my foot 3 times!

 

i think you too are getting far too carried away into this, jokes don't have to make perfect sence

 

its a general discussion feel free to join in

 

It's reminding me of Vicar of Dibley where she tells that dopey blonde bird a joke!

 

You never done that in the pub?

Make a joke last even longer by just pulling to pieces.....me and my mate used to do it all the time....quite a laugh

It's usually better than the original joke!

 

me and my mates usually talk about football or women in the pub

 

We just talk pure ********......it increases in direct relationship to the beer consumed!

 

I love it when im driving and am the only sober one there, i should do it more often hilarious

 

we stend all our time on the quiz machine, get one clever bugger with you and you can use it like an atm

 

ill bring my dad next time then it was unbelievable Jeff

 

get him and big carl together and we'll never lose