A bloke as been stranded on a Tropical Island for 20 years, when 1 morning he notices a women walking out of the sea. He approches hers and asks how she got there, the women explains that her boat had sunk & that she had swum all night. The man explains that she was the 1st person he had seen after been stranded 20 years. The women says "Blimey if you've been here that long i bet you have'nt seen 1 of these for a while" & pulls a Cigarette & Lighter out of her Wet suit" and gives it the man. The man smokes the cig almost straight away, the women then says "I bet you havent seen 1 of these for a while" and pulls out of her wet suit a can of Lager & gives it to him. He takes his time in drinking the Lager to savour the taste when he's 1/2 way down it the women walks upto him & starts to unzip her wet suit saying " I bet you havent seen any of these for a while either" To which he replys excitedly "Fooking hell you havent got any Golf Clubs have you??"
