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  1. tyr

    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    Gary Glitters stood in front of the firing squad, "any last requests?"
    asks the guard. "yes" says gary, "can Peter Crouch take the shot!"
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Another joke....

    Gary Glitter in front of the firing squad .... "do you want to be buried or cremated?" .... Glitter says ... "Cremated, then put my ashes in an 'etch-a-sketch' so that the kids can still play with me!"
     
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    Oxford Red Active Member

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    RE: Another joke....

    Bit borderline that one.
    I smell umbrage.
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't give a flying f*ck, I thought it was funny!

    :pff
     
    The Albatross, Nov 30, 2005
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    RE: Another joke....

    Properly pmsl.
     
    Guest, Nov 30, 2005
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    jedi one Well-Known Member

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    RE: Couldn't give a flying f*ck, I thought it was funny!

    sick, but ******* funny
     
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    jedi one Well-Known Member

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    RE: Another ,another joke....

    What is the differance between Smarties and terrorists ?.................Smarties dont go off in the Tube...... Cheque please
     
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    RE: Another joke....

    "Its just been broadcast that there will be no xmas lights in vietnam this year, they're just hanging glitter"


    Come on thats funny!!!!!
     
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    And Another joke....

    Just found 20 people stuck to the inside of a tube station, police think Irish Muslims have set off the first No More Nails bomb.
     
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