A very rich man in Darwin, Australia, decided to throw a part for his friends and neighbours. So he invited everyone around, including the only Aborigine in the area, Colin. The party was going swell, everyone having a good time at the barbie, around the pool out back, eating Prawns oysters, chicken, steaks etc; The rich guy says, " I have a problem, I have a 15 foot Crocodile in the pool, and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who can kill it for me". He had no sooner got the words out, when there was an almighty splash,. Everyone was amazed to see Colin in the pool fighting the Croc. Jabbing its eyes with his thumbs, punching it, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts, choke holds, biting its tail, twisting it over and all sorts of things. The water was threshing like a mill race. Finally Colin killed the Crocodile and climbed out of the pool. Everyone cheered and clapped, and were in disbelief. "I reckon I owe you a million dollars" said the rich guy. "Nah, you're alright" said Colin. "You're OK boss". "Well I must give you something, you've earned it. How about half a million dollars?" "No thanks, don't want it" says Colin. "Now come on, I said I would give a million dollars to anyone who could kill the Crocodile, and you've earned it. How about a new Porsche, or a Rolex"? Again Colin said NO Really confused, the rich guy said "Well Colin you must want something. What do you want"? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v Colin said, "I want the phecker who pushed me in".
