Have you heard about the dyslexic kid? Mother comes home to find her kid in the corner upset, she asks him 'whats up'? Kid says 'Have you heard about our S'tanta?', 'He's dead'.
that was absolute feckin /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo /poo