Three men - a Scottish farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Yorkshireman are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie. The Jock says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Scotland. POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Scotland was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Brits can come into our precious land.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 100 feet thick and completely surrounds all the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Yorkie sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says, 'Fill the Barsteward with water.
Could the genie just be pillocking about the forever fertile land in Scotland? How would you know at that particular moment?
