Ian Botham, Alan Lamb & David Gower go to a restaurant, The waiter asks what they want for a starter & they all agree on Turtle soup. The waiter gets a turtle but cant get it come out of its shell "Sorry boys Turtle soup is off i cant get the turtles head out of its shell" Beefy says "Give it us here" Beefy holds the turtle Gower sticks his finger up the turtles arse when its head pops out Alan Lamb chops its head off. "Fecking hell how did you know that would work??" said the waiter, Easy said Beefy "When we used to got out after matches thats how we used to get Gladstone Small's tie on"
