"This old man had three daughters and all three were to go out on separate dates on the same night, so after dinner the old guy sits out on his porch, with a shotgun in his lap. Car pulls up and a young lad hops out, walks over to the old man and says 'Hey there, my name's Joe... I came to pick up Flo. We're going to the show... is she ready to go?' Old man thinks: 'Nice lad!' So he gives his blessing and off they go. Barely a few minutes go by when another car pulls up and a guy jumps out, walks over and says 'Well hello there... name's Eddie... I came to pick up Betty. We're going to that new place in town to eat spaghetti... is she ready?' Again, the old man is impressed, so he gives his blessing and off they go. Just a couple of minutes later a third car pulls up. Young guy gets out and walks up to the porch. 'Howdy... my name's Chuck...' and the old man shot him on the spot!"
