This Yorkshire council worker knocks at this Chinese mans door about a missing Bin. Council Worker: Wheres yer bin? Chink Man: Ermm...Errr...I...I bin on Toilet. CW: Nooo! Wheres yer dustbin? CM: huh...Errr, I justbin?...I jus bin havin poo on toilet... CW: Nooo...Yer silly bugger. Wheres yer wheely bin? CM: Ohhh...I...I weally bin wankin on toilet. /poo What a bad joke.